What Lunch Meat Are You?
    [ a quiz by Lauren and David ]


  1. Do you enjoy performing in front of an audience?
    Yes
    No

  2. My karaoke machine only has seven songs. Which will you sing?
    "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt" (Standard)
    "I Want Your Sex" (George Michael)
    "Macho Man" (Village People)
    "I Am the Walrus" (The Beatles)
    "Fame!" (Irene Cara)
    "The Wall" (Pink Floyd)
    "I Will Survive" (Gloria Gaynor)
    "People" (Barbara Streisand)
    I told you, I don't want to.

  3. When you go to a restaurant, which do you order?
    Something I've never tried before
    The usual

  4. Which animal noise do you make most often?
    "Oink!"
    "Moo!"
    "Gobble, gobble, gobble..."
    "Buck-buck-buck... squawk!"
    "Meow."
    Other
    All of the above
    I don't make animal noises

  5. Why do you go to the gym?
    Because I want to feel better.
    Because I want to look better.
    Because I want to look.
    Because hell froze over.

  6. Are you selfish?
    Yes
    No

  7. Do you make your own jewelry?
    Yes
    No

  8. You're at a night club. An unattractive person asks you to dance. What do you say?
    "Sure." (because you feel sorry for him/her)
    "Sure." (because any action is good action)
    "No thank you, I have a boyfriend/girlfriend."
    "No thank you, I don't have feet."
    "No thank you, I don't know how to dance."
    "No thank you."

  9. Are you Jewish?
    Yes
    No
    Sort of

  10. Which is more important?
    Food
    Sex




    (Code stolen from the New Year's Resolution Quiz, which was stolen from another quiz, etc.)